Tuesday, August 18, 2015

The Donald and The Duck

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.

Donald Trump is a showman of extraordinary guile and aggressiveness, but he is certainly not Presidential material. A misogynistic, racist 1 percenter, he would sell US all out for a round of applause. Anyone who thinks he is a man of the people, just is not thinking, which places them firmly in The Donalds territory.

On the other hand, it is fun to watch our scurrilous national politicians panic at the thought of kowtowing to a steaming pile of shit.

The overriding question is, "Who will be the Porky of the GOP?"



Porky's Duck Hunt (1937) by voiceman91

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

SOB

SOB, say what???



My lovely wife of 34 years sent me to Wendy's this evening. She wanted a "Son of Baconator" and I thought, "yeah, right. do I look stoopit?". I was sure I wouldn't have to say those words, until I arrived at Wendy's and was greeted with an impossible number of "Baconator" ads...then I was unsure if I could say those words. I managed to stutter them out between guffaws until the invisible waitress inquired if I would like a "Son of Baconator Combo". Is this English? Or am I being spoofed? WTF? Can I get "Sister of Baconator", too? A combo used to be a musical group. A "Baconator" sounds like a fat movie anti-hero. Seriously, who the fuck thinks this shit up? If I had ever said "Son of Baconator Combo" to my grandfather, I would still have a bruise on the side of my head. Hey, onward and upward. American culture reaches a new low.


Saturday, July 4, 2015

Monday, January 26, 2015

Friday, January 23, 2015

What the Fuck Does This Mean?

Vox has another non-statement to challenge US.

Map: 16 states have more people in prisons and jails than college housing


In 16 states, there are more people in prisons and jails than college housing.
This map by MetricMaps shows which states (blue) have more people in college housing and which states (red) have more people in correctional facilities:

 

Friday, January 16, 2015

Sunday, January 4, 2015

On Gettin' Older